I Found My First Dead Guy When I Was Six: And other weird sh*t that happened

Born to a family of storytellers and big complainers, George Booth was implored by others for years to, “Shut up and write a book.” He never quite got around to it. Then he retired, moved across the US, and was diagnosed with Parkinson’s Disease. That’s when he got serious about writing and publishing his history. And ranting about a few things that really annoy him. In I Found My First Dead Guy When I Was Six, George takes creative license with tales of vacations gone bad, silly neighbors, holidays, jumping off a bridge, and a pair of missing shoes, while mixing in his take on the moronic behaviors of everyone else. With story after story, he entertains anyone who will sit still long enough to read it. This volume contains portions of earlier books, Wet Dogs Can’t Fly and Wet Cats Can’t Golf, as well as brand new material.