TELEPORTING DUMMIES (TONTOS TELETRANSPORTANDO): Master Spanish with a Bilingual Book for Beginner and Intermediate Adult Language Learners

DON’T YOU DESERVE TO SMILE WHILE YOU’RE LEARNING SPANISH? Aren’t you sick of repetitive apps, soul-crushing flashcards, and books that read like they were written by an IBM mainframe? Why does learning Spanish have to feel like… homework? Finally: a book that merges entertainment with education in a way other Spanish books don’t dare. TELEPORTING DUMMIES is a delightfully absurd comedy for BEGINNER and INTERMEDIATE-level adults that unlocks your brain’s natural language-learning power. Using immersive reading, you’ll acquire Spanish the same way you learned your first language — through context, not memorization. Meet Gus: not the sharpest tool in the shed. His friend Royal: even duller. But what he has is a stolen teleportation machine, a boatload of confidence, and a dream. To get rich. Very rich. Fast. Unfortunately, the universe had other plans. Also there’s a murder. Several if you count the chickens. “Five Stars… A brilliantly crafted, genuinely entertaining learning tool for anyone trying to learn a second language.” – Alex Mercer, Reader’s Favorite “This is the first book for A2/B1 adult Spanish learners that fully engaged me… I have never before been able to repeatedly reread Spanish texts without becoming bored.” – Mary F. (Learning Spanish Facebook Group) EVERY CHAPTER COMES FULLY LOADED WITH: Quick-reference vocabulary lists with English translations Spanish text tailored to challenge yet not overwhelm you A comprehension test to lock in your knowledge Side-by-side Spanish/English translation to offer immediate support when needed FREE DOWNLOADABLE AUDIO to nail your pronunciation and train your ear This edition features two versions of the same wild tale. The BEGINNER VERSION is packed with simple A2-level vocabulary and present-tense verbs, while the INTERMEDIATE VERSION bumps up the challenge with B1-level vocab and grammar. Ready for more? Volume 2 takes you to the next level with advanced and expert versions! Find your PERFECT LEVEL with the guide below… …and discover what Spanish learning should have been all along.