The Loose Canon (Complete Third Edition)

The Loose Canon has a long history. Some contributions date back prior to the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. In 2010, The First Edition of the Loose Canon was published as an online only document. This version was lacking existence in physical form. In January 2014, the Loose Canon Complete Second Edition was published in physical form but had struggles with various legal issues. On February 5, 2018 all legal issues were resolved but the credibility of The Loose Canon Complete Second Edition was too tainted to please a Pastafarian audience. Later in 2018 Cardinal Fang took it upon himself to publish a more honest, upright and all around superior version of the Loose Canon titled, “The Pastafarian Loose Canon”. In the background of all this activity, Mark C Pastafar was working feverishly and encountering powerful bursts of creative energy. With this energy he wrote many additional Pastafarian texts. In 2025, Mark C Pastafar was able to track down Cardinal Fang to put together the Official Third Edition of the Loose Canon that you are holding at this exact moment. The improvements are vast but most notably there are seven Pastafarian Tunes written by Mark C Pastafar included, and six other additional texts not found in the Pastafarian Loose Canon. Enjoy the Loose Canon Complete Third Edition. Cardinal Fang thanks you for your purchase. Flying Spaghetti Monster Bless you all. This book is on sale through August 8, 2026 for $17.99. On August 9, 2026 the price goes down to $12.99.