Sidequest knight: The missing toilet seat

Sir Sidequest is the smallest–and most easily frightened–knight in the kingdom. But when his precious toilet lid is stolen, he must face his greatest fear yet: an adventure! Armed with a toast-buttering sword, an oversized helmet, and emergency toilet paper, he sets off on a perilous journey through the Dookie Mountains, the Swamp of Eternal Butts, and past some very suspicious mustached squirrels. Can he reach the Cave of Eternal Stench, and outwit the dragon and reclaim his royal throne (toilet seat), or will his helmet become the kingdom’s newest toilet? One thing is certain–he really, really needs to go!