NOTE: This is the older edition of The Way the Cookie Crumbled(and Other Positively Preposterous Poems). The latest version on Amazon is listed as ASIN: 1912936208 A fun and imaginative collection of silly rhyming poems for kids Dive into a world of whimsical wonder with this collection of delightfully absurd poems! The Way the Cookie Crumbled and Other Positively Preposterous Poems is a treasure trove of silly rhymes and imaginative tales that will captivate readers of all ages. From a heap of sheep looking for a new home to a kitten befriending a dragon, from mischievous cookies taking over a town to a flea’s misadventures in a cup of tea, this book is brimming with laughter and creativity. Join Olivia on her magical flying jacket adventure, debate with quarreling vegetables, and meet an armadillo who just wants to have fun at school. With charming illustrations accompanying each poem, this collection is perfect for bedtime stories, classroom read-alouds, or anytime you need a dose of giggle-inducing nonsense. The Way the Cookie Crumbled proves that sometimes the most preposterous ideas make for the most entertaining tales. Get ready to embark on a journey through Lizzy Judge’s delightfully silly imagination! Available in paperback, hardcover or eBook

The Way the Cookie Crumbled (2025 Second Edition) COOKIES ARE REVOLTING! (Not that kind of revolting – they’re actually starting a revolution…) Welcome to a world where sheep post selfies, robots dream of a better life, and a cookie army invades a town. This revised and expanded edition of the original poetry collection adds three new tales to the original madcap menagerie, some fishy limericks, and more! Brought to life with playful illustrations that capture every giggle-worthy moment, this collection of rhyming verse and poems answer life’s pressing questions, such as: What happens when your uncle sends you a few too many sheep? Can a flea successfully take a tea bath? (Spoiler: nope!) What would a moth do with super powers? What do vegetables REALLY think about their roles in life? Is that ACTUALLY an exchange student, or just an armadillo in sunglasses? Perfect for reading aloud, these tales bounce from the bottom of a teacup to the far reaches of space, each one packed with humor, heart, and the occasional rogue cookie. The charming illustrations bring every adventure to life, from a toad’s stubborn stance to the moment three lions figure out how to drive a jeep. Ideal for: Young readers ages 7-12 Bedtime story enthusiasts Anyone who’s ever wondered if their vegetables are plotting something Parents who enjoy reading stories that make them laugh too Teachers looking for engaging read-aloud material